Stork "chicken fried" Lightfoot - President
Lightning Oppenheimer - Leader
Bootsy Stormtrooper
Onry Panzertank
Schlongus Engineerus
Arabian Supertramp
Rhannon Animalia
Concussion Queen
Curly Flag
Lucky Keystone
Gonad The Librarian
Mathmaticus Fantasticus
Katzy Evap
Abacus Bigtruck
Cardinal Sin
Isis The Red
Gumby
Spam Valdez
Col. Poncho Villa
St. Augustine Shopper
Straight Tex
High Fashion Furnace
Ace in the Hole
Casonova Blacksheep
Og
Kabooki
Flash Lindburg
Trillian Taboo (charter member)