THE OSCILLATING PRESIDENCY
The president of The Rotna Society, Stork "C.F." Lightfoot has been resigning continuously since June 13, 2001 when he issued the following lawful and binding executive order:
E.O. 2001-1 "The President of the Rotna Society can, by choice, resign from the office. In such an event, a meeting of the Rotna Society should be held as soon as it is practical in order to acquire a new president. The method of selecting the new President are to be determined by the attendees of the meeting. The meeting should be held as outlined by the traditions of the Rotna Society. The outgoing president has the option to retain votes and status as a member of the Rotna Society."
Further, I also resign as president of the Rotna Society effective immediately...
This action is lawful and goes without dispute. However, the "Leader" of The Rotna Society immediately exercised his authority to issue executive orders to once again make Mr. Lightfoot the president. During the moments when Stork Lightfoot is not president, he can do nothing to block this action. In response, Stork Lightfoot has created the existence of a "E.O. bot" (Executive order #2001-3) which has his authority to reissue the resignation immediately upon reassignment by the Leader's mysterious device which somehow keeps up with the "E.O. bot".
The amount of time between these two actions is infinitely small due to the unimaginable efficiency of the process. So, the Rotna Society is without President about half the time and with President about half the time. Hence, the creation of the "oscillating presidency."
Stork "Chicken Fried" Lightfoot
President (more or less)- Rotna Society